Cats do not tap. Cats place weight. Somewhere between a stretch and a nap the phone was underneath him, the app was already open, and the green pill was exactly paw-sized.
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He got the phone.
It was warm, it was flat, and in his professional assessment it was a bed.
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He got comfortable.
One paw settled. The screen went green. Something expensive made a very small sound.
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He got a market cap.
Four tokens exist now. He has not apologised. He has not, at time of writing, woken up.
He is not a founder. He is a weight.
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The paw does not ask permission.
Press it and something gets minted. That is the whole product. There is no second feature.
Accidental launches
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Nothing yet. He is still asleep on the charger.
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Everything he has stepped on so far.
A partial record. The paw moves faster than the paperwork, and none of these survived the afternoon.
These are generated in your browser for a joke and vanish on refresh. $PAWMP is the only one that exists.
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No team, no unlocks, no plan whatsoever.
One billion tokens.Minted once, at the beginning, by a cat who was asleep again four seconds later.
Zero tax, both ways.Nothing is skimmed on the way in and nothing is skimmed on the way out.
The liquidity is burned.The LP tokens went into the fire. There is no lever left for anyone to pull.
Mint and freeze revoked.Nobody can print more of it, and nobody can freeze what is in your wallet.
No presale, no team bag.There was no allocation, because at no point was there a plan.
Contract address — check every character, not just the first four.
Paste the mint address here before launchCopied
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How to hold a coin a cat made.
Install Phantom or any Solana wallet, put a little
SOL in it, then open
Jupiter, paste the contract address from above, and swap.
Keep a fraction of a SOL back for fees. Then do nothing — which, appropriately, is the single thing this animal is genuinely world-class at.
The chart lives on DexScreener. If a number on any other site disagrees with the mint address on this page, believe this page.
There is no presale, no allowlist, no form, and nobody from this project will ever message you first asking for a wallet signature.
Buy an amount you would be completely relaxed about losing in full, on a Tuesday, for no reason.
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Reasonable things to ask.
Is there a utility?
There is a cat, a phone, and a button he keeps standing on. Everything past that is a lot of people deciding it is funny at the same moment. Hold it as a joke you can own, not as a business.
Why "sent from my paw"?
Because he is not typing, he is lying down. Every launch he has ever managed was a body-weight event. The signature is the only part he does deliberately.
Are the wall coins real?
No. The wall is a toy that invents tickers in your browser and forgets them the second you reload. Nothing there can be bought, and nothing there is a promise.
Can I lose money?
Yes — all of it, quickly, and with no warning. Memecoins have no floor, no revenue and no obligation to anybody. Never put in more than you can lose completely.
How do I avoid a fake?
Use only the contract address on this page and on the official X account, and compare the entire string. Copycats exist precisely because people check the first four characters and stop.
Phantom
SOL
Jupiter